Österreichische Rettung ist so langsam und depparta

So last night...another interesting night. Roommate drank a wee bit too much and basically I was in the position of what to do...So I called the ambulance. On the phone I asked them if they spoke English and the guy said no. So then I went on to explain in German and at one point he asks me a question that I don't understand so I said to myself, "fuck I don't understand". At that point he proceeded to tell me in English what I needed to do...Doesn't speak English my ass.

So yea the roommie went to the hospital but he said a great line when he was in the ambulance. "And the fat guy drove the ambulance like he won his driver's licence in the lottery. I told them that even now I could drive better than he!"

Mein Freund, Thomas, hat mir den Preis in der Kategorie "Verantwortungsvollster Austauschstudent" gegeben.